Mommy: "Evan...here's the tasty 'Kitchen Fresh' chicken that Mommy picked up from KFC on the way home for dinner. See...there's a biscuit, mashed potatoes and gravy, and fried chicken."
Evan: "Mommy...want some vegetables."
Mommy: "What?"
Evan: "I want some vegetables, Mommy."
Mommy: "Ummmm...okay...what kind of vegetables."
Evan: (thinks for a moment) "Yellow ones."
Mommy: (rummages around in freezer) "How about some green beans?"
Evan: "Yes. Green beans, please."
Mommy: (pops green beans into the microwave)
Evan: "Vegetables...green beans...please, Mommy."
Mommy: "I'm getting them, son. They have to heat up."
Evan: "VEGETABLES PLEASE MOMMY!!!!!"
Mommy: (blowing on the now blistering hot green beans) "Here you go, son."
Evan: "Careful...they hot, Mommy. Mmmmm...green beans. Mmmmm...vegetables. Tank you, Mommy."
Mommy: (gnawing through fried chicken flesh) "You're welcome, sweetheart."
You just can't make this stuff up.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Why Evan is not round like Mommy...
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Maybe that poor child is warped because of insidious TV programming like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzbbqVZ-eFo
You might be right!!! He did recently do the "veggie dance" with Sesame Street...
This evening, we had big t-bone steaks, potatoes, asparagus, and rolls. The only thing Hannah ate was the asparagus. What is wrong with these kids?!
We had a similar thing with Andrew a while back - he was yelling that he wanted more veggies and no fries (he hates french fries).
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